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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. " "You've been naughty go to your room, but if you want to be naughtier go to mine." "Hi, I'm the new Milkman. I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. " If I was a cat I'd spend all my 9 lives with you." "Girl, I can give you what a thunderstorm can, 10-12 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for 2 to 3 days!

Please enter a nickname in the box below and click the Chat Now button below.Your pulse is your heart rate, or the number of times your heart beats in one minute. Your pulse is lower when you are at rest and increases when you exercise (more oxygen-rich blood is needed by the body when you exercise).Knowing how to take your pulse can help you evaluate your exercise program.This innovative feature uses technology to make all your naughty fantasies come true.How it works it that you and your virtual sex partner use a webcam and microphone to connect on a new virtual level.A further quarter said they were “confused” about whether it’s wasps or bees which make honey.

Many said they blamed their lack of knowledge on ready meals and the fact that food is pre-packed and ready-made on supermarket shelves.

But, 'quickie' has U & I together." "When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives.

" "Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number? How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day! "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." Hello, I'm bisexual. If I were a gardener, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.

Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs. Boy: Oh I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on Boy: Lets play the firetruck game Girl: How do you play Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop Girl: Okay Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights! "How about I grab your delicious Mounds, pull down your Snickers and put my Butterfinger up your tight little Kit Kat until you scream Oh Henry! Are you a parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you?

Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey? Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're so dope. I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a chat up line.

Not surprisingly, a quarter said they were “embarrassed” by their lack of understanding.